― Douglas Adams

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”

― Douglas Adams

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”

― Douglas Adams

“If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”

― Douglas Adams

“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”

― Douglas Adams

“If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.”

― Douglas Adams

“If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.”

― Douglas Adams

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

― Douglas Adams

“We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.”