What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.

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What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cari-boo.

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What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast? The One Show!

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What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!

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What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.

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Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has private elf care!

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Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered!

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How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.

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How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed!

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What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? Elfis.

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